Sometimes in life, all you need is a bro. A Lanbro, that is. One that’s totally getting iced tonight.
Still numb from the awesomeness that is Landon Donovan, I find myself hardly in a state of mind to articulate the innumerable emotions running through my sober veins hours after the US took the group from England’s grasp. Instead of pulling a Ke$ha and putting up some blah blah blah post (Neil or Raf will toss you a gem at some point), let’s just bask in the glory of our countrymen and re-watch the goal that insert-hyperbole-here the world a few more hundred times. Enjoy America, you earned it.