A full address regarding Freddy Adu and the likely Costa Rica/Honduras rosters tomorrow as well.
Apparently, Megan Fox (undeniably Yankette quality herself) has a crush on our current Miss May:
“I could see myself in a relationship with [Olivia Wilde] — she is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
— Megan Fox
Uhm. Strangle a mountain ox. I can’t do any better than that.