All Entries Tagged With: "Rooney"
Player To Watch #6: Wayne Rooney
Number 6: Wayne Rooney Position: Forward Country: England Club Team: Manchester United, English Premier League American-based Professional Sports Athlete “Soulmate”: Jonathan Papelbon, RP, Boston Red Sox When Chancellor Seco, in his “infinite wisdom,” assigned me this player to watch piece my initial reaction was one of complete disgust. “You want me, a fan of the [...]
Donovan Murders Wayne Rooney!
What is there to say about this image besides the fact that it is incredible? Beyond the hold-your-breath matches, infallible fandom and myriad talking heads the World Cup will surely provide us, soccer-related artwork has become commonplace in the weeks leading up to South Africa. From ESPN’s caricatures of the USMNT on the Delaware River [...]
Nike: Write The Future
Rather than draw similarities between Nike’s latest offering and my writing style (consistently a near-masterpiece fueled by hyperbole), let’s check the pulse of the masses on Deadspin as the video has attracted a great deal of commentary… The CFL Allstars 08:17 PM If Nike really thinks the Ivory Coast can actually win, than I got [...]
Rooney To World: I’m Gay
After years of fighting off rumors about his sexuality, injured Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has finally just faxed the following message to select football outlets, coming out and telling the world he is gay. “Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment. These years in silence and reflection made [...]
Rooney: Heir To Beckham’s Throne
There must come a point in every man’s life when he realizes that he no longer cuts it with the younger generation. Having a young son, I no longer have to trawl the bars and clubs of the ATL looking for love (who am I kidding, just a very small, short specific part of it) [...]
Introducing Jacklegs – Levy
jackleg (jack-legg) [noun] – Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, moronic, or inconsequential person. Jackleg. The word, the myth, the legend. It’s a useful insult, and one that you won’t hear less than five times in any hour spent hanging around Yanks contributing writer Neil Blackmon. So we’ve got the definition, but when is it actually [...]
